Goldilocks and the Three Bears

[Kevin]

Here's Brainhat's rendition of Goldilocks and the Three Bears:

goldilocks girl is goldilocks. she walks in the forest. goldilocks
girl sees a house in the forest. a house in the forest belongs to a
family. first papabear bear is papabear. first papabear bear is
large. second mamabear bear is mamabear. second mamabear bear is
medium. third babybear bear is babybear. third babybear bear are
small. nobody are home.

goldilocks girl does go in a house. she does go into the kitchen.
bowl are in the kitchen. bowl in the kitchen does contain porridge.
the first bowl in the kitchen does belong to first bear. the first
bowl in the kitchen are too hot. the second bowl does belong to
second bear. the second too cold bowl are too cold. the third bowl
does belong to third bear. the third good bowl are good. goldilocks
girl does eat bear's porridge belonging to third bear. goldilocks
tired girl are tired at that she does eat bear's porridge belonging to
third bear.

goldilocks girl does go to the living room. she are goldilocks are
tired. chair are in the living room. bear's first chair in the
living room are belonging to first bear. bear's first chair in the
living room are too large. bear's second chair are belonging to
second bear. bear's second chair are too large. bear's third chair
are belonging to third bear. bear's third chair are good. goldilocks
girl does sit in third bear. she does break bear's third chair.

goldilocks girl are tired. bed are in the bedroom. bear's first bed
in the bedroom are belonging to first bear. bear's first bed in the
bedroom are too hard. bear's second bed are belonging to second bear.
bear's second bed are too soft. bear's third bed are belonging to
third bear. she are goldilocks are tired.

second bear does come home. third bear does come home. the first bear
does come home. the first bear does see somebody've eat the bear's
porridge belonging to the first bear. second bear does see
somebody've eat bear's porridge belonging to second bear. third bear
does see somebody've eat bear's porridge belonging to third bear. the
first bear does see somebody've sit on bear's first chair. second
bear does see somebody've sit on bear's second chair. third bear does
see somebody've sit on bear's third chair. the first bear does see
somebody've lay in bear's first bed. second bear does see somebody've
lay in bear's second bed. third bear does see somebody've lay in
bear's third bed. third bear does see somebody in bear's third bed.
goldilocks girl does jump out bear's third bed.